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My Father The Tuna
won't be seen tonight.

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We'll be back
next week.

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Now, let's watch the following
special presentation.

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[***]

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ANNOUNCER:
 Live from the Dorothy
 Chandelier Pavilion,

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 it's the Warner brothers'
 and their sister Dot's

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 65th Anniversary Special.

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 Ladies and gentlemen,
 Ms. Viza Mizzeli.

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[APPLAUSE]

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 * For 65 years
We've laughed at their mayhem *

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* Here are the words
We use to explain them *

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[DANCE MUSIC PLAYING]

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Uh-oh.

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I was afraid
of this.

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ALL:
* Silly, bizarre
Loony, mad and kooky *

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* Crazy, wigged-out
Giddy, bad and goofy *

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* Yakko, Wakko and Dot *

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* They're hip
They're cool *

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* They're hot *

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* They're Warners *

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* Fabulous Warners
Wonderful Warners *

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* Look out
The Warners are back *

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[SCREAMS]

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[APPLAUSE]

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These people will
clap at anything.

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Hey, everybody.

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Wanna hear me play

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"Yankee Doodle"
with my armpits?

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[CRICKETS CHIRPING]

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Ah...
almost anything.

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* Yes, the Warners are back
They're really the most *

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* Now here he is
Our fabulous host *

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[APPLAUSE]

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Hey. How about
that dance number, huh?

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Wasn't that something?
That was wild.

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[AUDIENCE LAUGHS]

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Hey, we're here
to pay tribute

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to the Warners on
their 65th anniversary.

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And I wanna tell you,
don't they look great?

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Sixty-five years.

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Yeah, these kids
make Dick Clark

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look like Abe Lincoln.

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[AUDIENCE LAUGHS]

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Was that a joke?
Am I missing something?

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Can me go now?

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Why would you
want to go?

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This tribute
is one

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of the entertainment
industry's greatest gifts.

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Can we return it and get
a Chia Pet instead?

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Shh.

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Yakko, Wakko
and Dottie's story

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began way back in 1929.

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Yeah. Warner Brothers
Animation.

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It was here that the Warners
discovered by their--

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Ah, there
I go again.

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Could you have the cue card gal
come a little closer?

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 It was here that the Warners
 were discovered

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 by their first director,
 Weed Memlo.

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I look back on my days
with Yakko, Wakko and Dot

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as the most miserable time
of my life.

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That's our Weed.

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I was directing
Outback Buddy.

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Buddy was a cartoon character
with big eyes.

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Big, huge, gigantic,
enormous round eyes.

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Anyway, the cartoon
was almost finished,

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so I asked Lon Borax,
the animator,

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to show it to me.

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[***]

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* I'm a-frolicking
In the outback *

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* Just as chipper as I can be *

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* Got no cares
And got no worries *

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* I'm happy Outback Buddy *

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Well, what do
you think?

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Congratulations,
Borax.

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You've discovered
a cure for insomnia.

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That's the most boring
cartoon I've ever seen.

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Do you realize
we have to show

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this cartoon to
the front office tomorrow?

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It's not that bad.

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No, it's worse.
Fix it!

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Add more characters.
Poop it up.

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Stay up all night
if you have to.

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I want funny.

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If you need me, I'll
be at The Smoke House.

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I worked all night
on that cartoon.

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I was exhausted, and then--

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And then, I remember,
it was exactly 2:43 a.m.

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 on the morning
 of February 30th.

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 I-- I started drawing
these weird characters.

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[CACKLING]

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[SCREAMS]

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[CRASHES]

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The next day, we were
supposed to show the cartoon

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to the studio brass...

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but I couldn't find
Lon around anywhere.

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Later, I found out he went
all funny in the head...

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but I hear
he's getting better.

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We're having soup today!

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Anyway, I grabbed
the finished cartoon

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and showed it to the big guy.

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[***]

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* I'm a-frolicking
In the outback *

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* Just as chipper as I can be *

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* Got no cares
And got no worries *

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ALL:
Shh.

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ALL:
* We've smashed Outback Buddy *

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PLOTZ:
 Well, it was unusual.

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 It wasn't the typical
 Buddy cartoon.

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Frankly, it was weird.

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But I told Weed Memlo
to put the Warners

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in another Buddy cartoon.

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[***]

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[WHISTLING THEME SONG]

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ALL:
* We've smashed Postman Buddy *

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Working with the Warners
was a true joy.

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I loved it.

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[GIGGLES]

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We made a series of
Buddy/Warner cartoons.

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 There was"Gardening Buddy."

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[***]

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[SNIFFS]

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 "Baker Buddy.

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[***]

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 And, of course,
 "Bus Driver Buddy."

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Oh. Those were
the happiest days of my life.

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[GIGGLES]

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I didn't think
we needed Buddy anymore.

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It was hard,
but I had to fire him.

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The Warners fought
for him though.

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They liked hitting him
with their mallets.

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But still,
it was time for him to go.

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I'm now a nut farmer
in Ojai.

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I'm very happy.

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[GIGGLES]

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I decided to give
the Warners

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their very own series
of cartoons.

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That was the biggest
mistake of my life.

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Hey, I wanna tell you...

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Listen, we'll find out
what happened

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to those crazy kids
right after this break.

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Don't go away, huh?

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[APPLAUSE]

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ANNOUNCER:
 Stay tuned.

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 We'll be back with
 more of the Warner brothers

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 and their sister Dot's
 65th Anniversary Special.

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Too bad the Warners
won't be around

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to enjoy
a 66th anniversary.

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Not after I'm through
with them.

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Not after...tonight.

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[***]

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[***]

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ANNOUNCER:
 This portion of The Warners'
65th Anniversary

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 is brought to you
 by Smellogg's Branimaniacs.

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 For that get-up-and-go feeling.

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Slappy eats 'em.
 Shouldn't you too?

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[APPLAUSE]

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 And now, back to The Warners'
65th Anniversary Special.

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And so the Warners
were scheduled

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to appear in their
very own cartoon.

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[***]

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I told the kids,

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"Look, if they want you
to make more cartoons,

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do yourself a favor,
get an agent."

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The agent these kids
got for themselves

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was tough.

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A real grinder.

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Guy by the name of, eh--
Eh...LaBoo.

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Uh-- Uh, Swifty LaBoo.

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Oh, shrewd negotiator.

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[CLUCKING]

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He wasn't an agent.
He was a chicken.

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I said, Plotz,
what's the matter with you?

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You're negotiating
with a chicken.

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He was not a chicken.

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Feinman doesn't know
what he's talking about.

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A-anyway,
we signed the contracts.

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When I heard they signed
a four-cartoon deal,

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I was so happy for them.

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[GIGGLES]

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Their first cartoon

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was the most bizarre
thing I'd ever seen.

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If I remember
it correctly, eh,

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they had flypaper
stuck on their fannies.

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[ALL GRUNTING]

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[GRUNTING]

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[GRUNTING]

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[TEARING NOISE]

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[GASPS]

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[GASPS]

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It was an okay cartoon
for a short,

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but this thing
went on for eight hours.

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 Eight hours.

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That cartoon was brilliant.

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It had an irreverent sagacity
and a lugubrious effervescence.

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It was genius
in its subtlety of--

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[HIGH VOICE]
Never mind.

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It was the stupidest thing
I had ever seen.

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They were like
some kind of freaks.

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You try directing those kids.
They drove me crazy.

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Wakko kept eating up
the scenery. He'd eat it.

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Do you know how expensive
backgrounds are?

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Ooh. Weed was always screaming
 and yelling at them.

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In fact,
in their second cartoon,

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if you listen very carefully,

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you can hear Weed
screaming at Wakko.

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[***]

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WEED:
No, no. Use the spoon.

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Use the spoon!

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No. Spit out the spoon.
Spit out the spoon.

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Don't just look at me!
Do something!

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Noo! Spit out
the bowl!

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Spit it out!

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Weed Memlo couldn't
handle the Warners.

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He could do
a Buddy cartoon, sure.

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But when it came
to the Warners,

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he had no idea
what he was doing.

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It's not that we didn't
get along...

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How can I put this?

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I hate them.

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So I had to take Weed
off the Warner cartoons.

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But he went on to direct
hygiene films for the Navy.

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I won an award
for How to Shampoo,

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and the sequel,
 How to Rinse.

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No director would
get near the Warners.

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[CHEWS NOISILY]

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This cereal
is so delicious.

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But they still had
one more cartoon

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under their contract.

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That's when Plotz made

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the stupidest decision
of his life.

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He let Wakko direct.

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What ayutz.

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Wakko worked day and night

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on the script
with Joseph Mankiewicz.

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[CHEWS NOISILY]

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Mm. Yummy cereal.

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Finally, the cartoon
was completed.

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[***]

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[ALL HUMMING "YANKEE DOODLE"]

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[ARMPIT NOISES
TO MUSIC]

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Plotz was furious
about that cartoon.

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The moment he saw it,
he canceled their contract.

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Their agent was livid.

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You could hear them arguing
all over the studio.

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PLOTZ:
That's it.
The Warners are through.

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[LABOO CLUCKING ANGRILY]

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[CLUCKING]

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Don't you take that tone
with me, LaBoo.

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The Warners are finished.

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They'll never make
another cartoon

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at this studio
as long as I live.

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What do you think
about that?

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[CLUCKING]

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[SCREAMS]

256
00:11:23,033 --> 00:11:25,067
[***]

257
00:11:25,067 --> 00:11:26,567
[CLUCKS SOFTLY]

258
00:11:29,701 --> 00:11:32,000
I was so sad
when I heard the Warners

259
00:11:32,000 --> 00:11:34,267
weren't gonna make
any more cartoons.

260
00:11:34,267 --> 00:11:35,667
I was such a fan.

261
00:11:35,667 --> 00:11:36,667
Really.

262
00:11:36,667 --> 00:11:38,367
[GIGGLES]

263
00:11:38,367 --> 00:11:40,467
With no cartoons to make,

264
00:11:40,467 --> 00:11:44,267
the Warners were free run around
the lot as they pleased.

265
00:11:44,267 --> 00:11:46,667
And did they run around.

266
00:11:46,667 --> 00:11:48,200
[***]

267
00:11:48,200 --> 00:11:49,701
[ALL SCREAMING]

268
00:11:51,534 --> 00:11:54,334
Wait. I didn't say,
Simon says.

269
00:11:54,334 --> 00:11:57,534
Back then, if you were
a chorus girl, watch out.

270
00:11:57,534 --> 00:12:00,734
Yakko and Wakko would
always pop out of something,

271
00:12:00,734 --> 00:12:02,300
give you a big kiss
and say, uh--

272
00:12:02,300 --> 00:12:04,334
What was
that phrase?

273
00:12:04,334 --> 00:12:07,968
"Hello,
endocrinologist."

274
00:12:07,968 --> 00:12:09,868
No, that wasn't it.

275
00:12:09,868 --> 00:12:12,200
It was, uh,
"Hello..."

276
00:12:12,200 --> 00:12:13,667
"Hello, nana."

277
00:12:13,667 --> 00:12:15,634
Not nana.
Never nana.

278
00:12:15,634 --> 00:12:17,133
It was, uh...
It was--

279
00:12:17,133 --> 00:12:18,267
 It was--

280
00:12:18,267 --> 00:12:20,634
BOTH:
Hello, nurse.

281
00:12:21,467 --> 00:12:23,534
[BOTH KISS]

282
00:12:23,534 --> 00:12:24,968
BOTH:
Wanna go steady?

283
00:12:24,968 --> 00:12:26,033
[SCREAMS]

284
00:12:26,033 --> 00:12:28,367
Dot was just as bad.

285
00:12:28,367 --> 00:12:29,367
DIRECTOR:
Action.

286
00:12:29,367 --> 00:12:32,100
[***]

287
00:12:32,100 --> 00:12:34,434
You can still surrender,
pilgrim.

288
00:12:34,434 --> 00:12:36,934
Yep. Draw, sheriff.

289
00:12:36,934 --> 00:12:40,033
All right.
But I warned you.

290
00:12:40,033 --> 00:12:41,033
Bang.

291
00:12:41,033 --> 00:12:42,234
Huh?

292
00:12:42,234 --> 00:12:43,868
Mwah.

293
00:12:43,868 --> 00:12:45,133
Say you'll
never leave me.

294
00:12:45,133 --> 00:12:46,901
Say we'll always
be together.

295
00:12:46,901 --> 00:12:47,934
[SCREAMS]

296
00:12:47,934 --> 00:12:50,434
"Hello, fudgy."

297
00:12:50,434 --> 00:12:52,000
Not fudgy.

298
00:12:52,000 --> 00:12:54,534
It was,
"Hello, Nanki-poo."

299
00:12:54,534 --> 00:12:55,701
No.

300
00:12:55,701 --> 00:12:58,567
Everywhere you went,
there they were.

301
00:12:58,567 --> 00:13:00,267
Popping out
all over the place.

302
00:13:00,267 --> 00:13:02,834
 Especially at the commissary.

303
00:13:02,834 --> 00:13:04,601
Can we eats
with you?

304
00:13:04,601 --> 00:13:06,133
[ALL SCREAMING]

305
00:13:06,133 --> 00:13:07,634
[***]

306
00:13:07,634 --> 00:13:09,033
[ALL CHEWING NOISILY]

307
00:13:12,167 --> 00:13:13,200
[GULPS]

308
00:13:13,200 --> 00:13:14,901
Eh, p-- Eh, p--
Pretty soon,

309
00:13:14,901 --> 00:13:16,467
it got so bad,
people were afr--

310
00:13:16,467 --> 00:13:18,934
Eh, afr-- Eh, scared
to walk around the lot.

311
00:13:18,934 --> 00:13:21,534
They put bean dip
in my saddle.

312
00:13:21,534 --> 00:13:22,701
But they came up behind me

313
00:13:22,701 --> 00:13:24,100
and tried to
straighten my t-t--

314
00:13:24,100 --> 00:13:25,534
Eh, t-t-- Eh, tail.

315
00:13:25,534 --> 00:13:27,667
Gall-darn varmints
used to call me,

316
00:13:27,667 --> 00:13:30,634
"itty-bitty baby man."

317
00:13:30,634 --> 00:13:32,767
[PROUDLY]
Was that nice.

318
00:13:32,767 --> 00:13:34,634
For so-- I say,
for some reason,

319
00:13:34,634 --> 00:13:37,634
they had a particular
affinity for Jimmy Cagney.

320
00:13:37,634 --> 00:13:40,133
Called him,
their special friend.

321
00:13:40,133 --> 00:13:42,367
 They drove the poor guy crazy.

322
00:13:42,367 --> 00:13:44,000
 Eh, loony, that is.

323
00:13:44,000 --> 00:13:45,501
[PANTING]

324
00:13:46,801 --> 00:13:47,801
[SOBBING]

325
00:13:52,868 --> 00:13:53,868
Shh.

326
00:13:53,868 --> 00:13:55,367
[ALL GIGGLING]

327
00:13:56,534 --> 00:13:58,033
[ALL LAUGHING]

328
00:14:00,634 --> 00:14:02,734
The Warners had
single-handedly brought

329
00:14:02,734 --> 00:14:04,434
this studio
to a screeching halt.

330
00:14:04,434 --> 00:14:05,834
Something had to be done.

331
00:14:05,834 --> 00:14:06,968
So we captured them

332
00:14:06,968 --> 00:14:08,767
 and locked them
 in the water tower.

333
00:14:08,767 --> 00:14:10,501
 And the best part of it was

334
00:14:10,501 --> 00:14:13,133
 we had it Perma-Sealed
 so they could never escape.

335
00:14:13,133 --> 00:14:14,601
 [CHUCKLES]

336
00:14:14,601 --> 00:14:16,200
 They'd spend the rest
 of their lives

337
00:14:16,200 --> 00:14:17,701
 in there alone.

338
00:14:17,701 --> 00:14:20,200
[***]

339
00:14:20,200 --> 00:14:21,267
[APPLAUSE]

340
00:14:21,267 --> 00:14:24,133
Yeah, that was
back in 1934.

341
00:14:24,133 --> 00:14:26,467
Hey, when we come back,
we'll find out how the Warners

342
00:14:26,467 --> 00:14:28,400
spent the next 60 years.

343
00:14:28,400 --> 00:14:29,701
Hey, I got socks that old.

344
00:14:29,701 --> 00:14:31,067
Don't go away.

345
00:14:31,067 --> 00:14:33,701
 The Warner brothers
 and their sister Dot's

346
00:14:33,701 --> 00:14:35,167
 65th Anniversary Special

347
00:14:35,167 --> 00:14:37,467
 will continue,
 right after this.

348
00:14:40,167 --> 00:14:41,167
[***]

349
00:14:41,167 --> 00:14:42,367
Happy anniversary,

350
00:14:42,367 --> 00:14:44,434
you cuddly,
puppy-wuppy kids.

351
00:14:44,434 --> 00:14:46,667
 I wanna love you
 and squeeze you

352
00:14:46,667 --> 00:14:48,801
 and bathe you
 and diaper you.

353
00:14:48,801 --> 00:14:51,767
 And eat
 your cute little heads.

354
00:14:51,767 --> 00:14:52,767
And fade
to black.

355
00:14:54,767 --> 00:14:56,767
[***]

356
00:15:10,801 --> 00:15:12,300
[TICKING]

357
00:15:13,834 --> 00:15:17,067
When the Warners step up
to the podium tonight,

358
00:15:17,067 --> 00:15:20,567
it'll be the last thing
they ever do.

359
00:15:20,567 --> 00:15:22,067
[CACKLING]

360
00:15:29,400 --> 00:15:32,701
Happy anniversary,
Warners.

361
00:15:32,701 --> 00:15:35,100
Why, Skippy,
what are you doing?

362
00:15:35,100 --> 00:15:36,834
Oh, hello,
Aunt Slappy.

363
00:15:36,834 --> 00:15:39,167
I was just
congratulating the Warners

364
00:15:39,167 --> 00:15:41,067
and having
some Branimaniacs,

365
00:15:41,067 --> 00:15:43,133
part of this
complete breakfast.

366
00:15:43,133 --> 00:15:44,467
Oh, boy.

367
00:15:48,667 --> 00:15:50,667
[***]

368
00:15:50,667 --> 00:15:51,701
[APPLAUSE]

369
00:15:52,567 --> 00:15:54,801
And so in 1934,

370
00:15:54,801 --> 00:15:57,667
the Warners were locked away
in the water tower...

371
00:15:57,667 --> 00:15:59,501
never to be
heard from again.

372
00:15:59,501 --> 00:16:00,868
Or so we thought.

373
00:16:00,868 --> 00:16:02,868
 Well, once
 every few years,

374
00:16:02,868 --> 00:16:05,701
 the water tower had to be
 fumigated for termites.

375
00:16:05,701 --> 00:16:08,234
So we had to let
the Warners out for a day.

376
00:16:08,234 --> 00:16:11,133
They'd dash off the lot
and go who knows where.

377
00:16:11,133 --> 00:16:12,901
It was 1945.

378
00:16:12,901 --> 00:16:15,334
I was with the American
delegation at Yalta,

379
00:16:15,334 --> 00:16:18,567
 where President Roosevelt,
 Winston Churchill and Stalin

380
00:16:18,567 --> 00:16:21,200
 met to decide the fate
 of postwar Europe.

381
00:16:21,200 --> 00:16:22,701
Can I have
Romania?

382
00:16:22,701 --> 00:16:23,701
Sure.

383
00:16:23,701 --> 00:16:24,701
Okay.

384
00:16:26,501 --> 00:16:28,100
Can we jump
on your belly?

385
00:16:29,334 --> 00:16:30,767
Okay.

386
00:16:30,767 --> 00:16:32,901
ALL:
Boingy, boingy,
boingy, boingy.

387
00:16:32,901 --> 00:16:34,234
Boingy, boingy--

388
00:16:34,234 --> 00:16:37,200
Then Stalin wanted to jump
on Churchill's belly.

389
00:16:37,200 --> 00:16:39,868
Boingy, boingy,
boingy, boingy.

390
00:16:39,868 --> 00:16:42,567
It was
our third show of 1968.

391
00:16:42,567 --> 00:16:44,567
Anyway, the next act was
supposed to be

392
00:16:44,567 --> 00:16:45,968
a dancing bears act.

393
00:16:45,968 --> 00:16:47,734
So Ed introduced it.

394
00:16:47,734 --> 00:16:50,033
And now,
next on our stage,

395
00:16:50,033 --> 00:16:53,601
the very famous
and talented Joe Marzipan

396
00:16:53,601 --> 00:16:55,868
and his family
of dancing bears.

397
00:16:55,868 --> 00:16:57,868
[***]

398
00:16:57,868 --> 00:17:00,167
[APPLAUSE]

399
00:17:00,167 --> 00:17:01,701
[SOFT ROCK MUSIC PLAYING]

400
00:17:01,701 --> 00:17:04,567
* Be cool
And smell a flower *

401
00:17:04,567 --> 00:17:07,300
* Make love
Not war and shower *

402
00:17:07,300 --> 00:17:10,534
* Kiss the world
And be groovy *

403
00:17:10,534 --> 00:17:13,601
* Go ahead and make a gookie *

404
00:17:15,033 --> 00:17:16,334
BOTH:
* Ba-ra, ba-ra, ba-ra *

405
00:17:16,334 --> 00:17:18,100
* Make a gookie *

406
00:17:18,100 --> 00:17:19,534
* Ba-ra, ba-ra, ba-ra *

407
00:17:19,534 --> 00:17:22,200
* Make a gookie *

408
00:17:22,200 --> 00:17:26,501
It was 1977 at the Disco
Championships in New York.

409
00:17:26,501 --> 00:17:28,801
First prize was
an eight-track tape player,

410
00:17:28,801 --> 00:17:31,734
a mood ring and a copy
of "Muskrat Love."

411
00:17:31,734 --> 00:17:34,067
I thought I had
it all locked up.

412
00:17:34,067 --> 00:17:36,100
 Then these kids showed up.

413
00:17:36,100 --> 00:17:37,400
[AUDIENCE CHEERS]

414
00:17:37,400 --> 00:17:39,801
ALL:
* Ow, ow, ow, ow
Hurting our feet *

415
00:17:39,801 --> 00:17:41,033
* Hurting our feet *

416
00:17:41,033 --> 00:17:43,067
*Ow, ow, ow, ow
Hurting our feet *

417
00:17:43,067 --> 00:17:44,267
* It should be clear *

418
00:17:44,267 --> 00:17:45,868
* From the types of clothes
We choose *

419
00:17:45,868 --> 00:17:47,434
* We're disco kids
With disco shoes *

420
00:17:47,434 --> 00:17:49,067
* They may be cool
They may look neat *

421
00:17:49,067 --> 00:17:50,734
* But wearing them
Sure hurts our feet *

422
00:17:50,734 --> 00:17:54,467
* Ow, ow, ow, ow
Hurting our feet *

423
00:17:54,467 --> 00:17:56,334
LOU:
 Were those kids good.

424
00:17:56,334 --> 00:17:58,367
We was all there
at the Berlin Wall,

425
00:17:58,367 --> 00:17:59,901
ready to tear it down.

426
00:17:59,901 --> 00:18:02,467
But we had no hammers
or anything like this.

427
00:18:02,467 --> 00:18:04,367
[SNAPS]
And then those kids showed up.

428
00:18:04,367 --> 00:18:06,734
ALL:
Wall, wall, wall.

429
00:18:06,734 --> 00:18:07,801
Wall, wall--

430
00:18:09,033 --> 00:18:10,133
Need a little
help?

431
00:18:10,133 --> 00:18:11,167
Yeah, yeah.

432
00:18:11,167 --> 00:18:13,167
[***]

433
00:18:14,701 --> 00:18:16,434
ALL:
Wall, wall, wall.

434
00:18:21,400 --> 00:18:22,901
[CHEERING, APPLAUSE]

435
00:18:26,167 --> 00:18:27,501
HUNDHOSEN:
 It was perfect,

436
00:18:27,501 --> 00:18:29,200
 except for the fact
 that they charged us

437
00:18:29,200 --> 00:18:30,400
 for the mallets.

438
00:18:30,400 --> 00:18:32,234
 Said they needed money
 for the candy.

439
00:18:32,234 --> 00:18:33,734
[GRUNTING]

440
00:18:34,734 --> 00:18:36,834
Hey, how about
those kids, huh?

441
00:18:36,834 --> 00:18:38,267
Aren't they
wonderful?

442
00:18:38,267 --> 00:18:40,234
Boy, I tell you, they've
been around the world

443
00:18:40,234 --> 00:18:42,067
more times
than Jules Verne.

444
00:18:42,067 --> 00:18:43,567
[AUDIENCE LAUGHS]

445
00:18:45,234 --> 00:18:47,501
Hey, isn't that
funny, huh?

446
00:18:47,501 --> 00:18:49,234
But each time
they escaped,

447
00:18:49,234 --> 00:18:50,701
they've always
been captured,

448
00:18:50,701 --> 00:18:52,367
locked back in
the water tower,

449
00:18:52,367 --> 00:18:54,234
where they still live
to this day.

450
00:18:54,234 --> 00:18:56,300
But tonight,
the kids have been

451
00:18:56,300 --> 00:18:57,834
permitted out
to join us here.

452
00:18:57,834 --> 00:18:58,834
[BOMB TICKING]

453
00:18:58,834 --> 00:19:00,601
And now,
to say a few words

454
00:19:00,601 --> 00:19:01,734
right here--

455
00:19:01,734 --> 00:19:03,834
Cue card guy's
moving on me.

456
00:19:03,834 --> 00:19:04,968
Here they are,

457
00:19:04,968 --> 00:19:08,000
the Warner brothers,
and their sister Dottie.

458
00:19:08,000 --> 00:19:09,667
[SNORING]
[AUDIENCE APPLAUDS]

459
00:19:09,667 --> 00:19:12,367
[***]

460
00:19:12,367 --> 00:19:13,534
Wake up.

461
00:19:13,534 --> 00:19:14,801
Is it over?

462
00:19:14,801 --> 00:19:17,167
You have to go make
your speech. Go, go.

463
00:19:20,367 --> 00:19:23,801
Very soon now,
the Warners will be gone.

464
00:19:23,801 --> 00:19:25,300
[CACKLES]

465
00:19:29,667 --> 00:19:31,367
ALL:
Mwah!

466
00:19:31,367 --> 00:19:33,300
Maybe you should
retire.

467
00:19:36,968 --> 00:19:38,334
Thank you,
everyone.

468
00:19:38,334 --> 00:19:39,634
We'll never
forget tonight,

469
00:19:39,634 --> 00:19:41,367
no matter
how hard we try.

470
00:19:41,367 --> 00:19:43,033
My siblings and I
owe a great deal

471
00:19:43,033 --> 00:19:44,400
of debt to many people,

472
00:19:44,400 --> 00:19:46,834
most of whom would like
to remain anonymous.
[TICKING]

473
00:19:46,834 --> 00:19:48,300
Very special people

474
00:19:48,300 --> 00:19:49,801
like Weed Memlo...

475
00:19:49,801 --> 00:19:53,033
At last. Sweet revenge.

476
00:19:53,033 --> 00:19:56,467
[NORMAL VOICE]
You destroyed my career,
Warners.

477
00:19:56,467 --> 00:19:58,634
Now, I'm going to
destroy you.

478
00:19:58,634 --> 00:20:00,133
[CACKLING]

479
00:20:02,934 --> 00:20:05,467
...and our psychiatrist,
Dr. Scratchansniff.

480
00:20:05,467 --> 00:20:08,334
But there's one person
to whom we owe the most.

481
00:20:08,334 --> 00:20:09,968
He gave us
our start.

482
00:20:09,968 --> 00:20:12,267
That person is...
Buddy.

483
00:20:12,267 --> 00:20:14,968
Me?

484
00:20:14,968 --> 00:20:17,567
We just wish Buddy were here
to share this honor with us.

485
00:20:17,567 --> 00:20:19,567
But I am here.
I am here.

486
00:20:21,167 --> 00:20:23,234
[AUDIENCE GASPS]
Wait, wait.
I really am here.

487
00:20:23,234 --> 00:20:24,734
ALL:
Buddy.

488
00:20:24,734 --> 00:20:26,367
[FLASHBULBS POPPING]

489
00:20:28,133 --> 00:20:29,133
Come on,
Buddy.

490
00:20:29,133 --> 00:20:30,734
Say a few
words.

491
00:20:30,734 --> 00:20:31,868
Oh...

492
00:20:31,868 --> 00:20:33,634
I'm so very pleased
to be

493
00:20:33,634 --> 00:20:35,801
standing up here.
You know...

494
00:20:35,801 --> 00:20:36,934
[BOMB RINGS]

495
00:20:44,767 --> 00:20:46,667
Ow.
[APPLAUSE]

496
00:20:46,667 --> 00:20:48,000
Wasn't that
great, folks?

497
00:20:48,000 --> 00:20:49,701
Let's hear it
for Buddy.

498
00:20:54,267 --> 00:20:56,267
[***]

499
00:20:56,267 --> 00:20:57,767
[APPLAUSE, CHEERING]

500
00:20:59,934 --> 00:21:02,033
You haven't
lost it, Buddy.

501
00:21:02,033 --> 00:21:03,601
They loved it.

502
00:21:03,601 --> 00:21:04,601
Thanks.

503
00:21:06,267 --> 00:21:08,434
Well, what more
can we say, but...

504
00:21:08,434 --> 00:21:10,100
good night, everybody.

505
00:21:10,100 --> 00:21:11,467
[DANCE MUSIC PLAYING]

506
00:21:12,734 --> 00:21:15,567
* Silly, bizarre
Loony, mad and kooky *

507
00:21:15,567 --> 00:21:18,300
* Crazy, wigged-out
Giddy, bad and goofy *

508
00:21:18,300 --> 00:21:21,801
* Yakko, Wakko and Dot *

509
00:21:21,801 --> 00:21:24,267
* They're hip
They're cool *

510
00:21:24,267 --> 00:21:27,234
* They're hot
They're Warners *

511
00:21:27,234 --> 00:21:31,334
*Fabulous Warners
Wonderful Warners *

512
00:21:31,334 --> 00:21:33,200
* Look out
The Warners are back *

513
00:21:37,701 --> 00:21:39,801
We've been wanting to
do that all night.

514
00:21:43,367 --> 00:21:45,067
[***]

515
00:22:08,100 --> 00:22:10,133
ALL:
Goodbye, nurse.